Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Speech Therapist

As evidenced by the extraordinary success of monarchy-fellating film 'The King's Speech', becoming a speech therapist will ensure that you gain fame, fortune, and friends in all the right places.

No wait. What I meant to say was that becoming a speech therapist would be the most directly rewarding way to spend your time with other people every single day. Short-term and therefore achievable goals mean a constant source of glowing-from-the-inside job satisfaction.  (See also 'Midwife').

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